50th Birthday Humor
and Turning 50 Humor

To Help You Speak At A 50th Birthday Party

50th birthday humor is always welcome at a 50th birthday party, whether you are simply telling a story, or a joke to another person attending, or if you have been asked “to say a few words”.

If you would like to know how to make people laugh during your 50th Birthday Speech, by selecting jokes and adjusting them for this birthday, then here is the answer.

If you wish a few good words for this occasion, have a look at these special 50th birthday speeches

If you feel anxious about speaking on this auspicious occasion, I have found music in particular helpful and other interesting ideas that help me relax.

With turning 50 humor you will always make the occasion more enjoyable.

Here are some ideas and 50th birthday humor you may find helpful on the day.


Don’t fill up all that you say with just jokes, too many and you can become monotonous, especially if they do not really relate to the birthday person.

So here are four basic guidelines:

  1. A joke at the beginning (gains attention) and maybe at the end (ends on a good note) will make your words more memorable and persuasive;
  2. Short jokes and one-liners are best. Some personal stories about the Birthday person can spice up your message;
  3. If you find a good joke, adapt it to the Birthday person – that way the audience will find it even funnier and personal;
  4. Always try to adapt a joke to the Birthday person – that way the audience will find it even funnier and personal;
  5. How to remember the joke? Know the story well, but memorise the punchline perhaps with a keyword or a recall word - the punchline well executed is the key

Most important is number 4 above: always select, adapt and change humor for your birthday speech, and your audience will be thrilled.  It is not hard to do and can be done in minutes.

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Enjoy the Humor.

50th Birthday Humor

Looking Forward

She was looking forward to her 50th birthday. But she was looking in the wrong direction.


1. Sonia was so surprised by her birth, she was speechless for a year and a half.

2. Life is full of complications. Even when you are born there is a string attached.

The Birthday Study – It’s Proven !

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. By reaching your 5 0th you are one of the healthiest in this room, because Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. -- S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.

Adapt this Sport Short Story

This Joke can be adapted to any Sport the Birthday person may play.  Have fun with it.

John was just turning 50 and he had been playing golf all his life.

He comes home one day and said to his wife, "That's it, I will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the ball is going anymore."

His wife in trying to cheer him up replied, "I am sure you can give it one more go. Take my older brother with you."

"What good is that," replied John. "He's nearly 90."

"He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," replied his wife.

Next day, off they went to play golf. John is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breathes slowly and steps forward. And with an all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.

He turns to his brother-in-law and asks, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course John" replied his brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

John, all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"

(Split second silence) "I don't remember".

How do you adapt humor to your audience?

Selecting 50th birthday humor is not hard, but making it fit your audience is another thing.

When you find humor for your birthday speech it was NOT created for your audience.  The good news is that it is easily changed and adjusted so that your audience will think it was for them.

Here is how you do that.


Here is something for you

How Do You Select Humor, Then Adjust and Adapt Humor To Your Audience?


50th birthday humor can be difficult, and then, making it fit (adjusting and adapting) to your audience is another thing.

After you do eventually find humor for your birthday speech you'll find it was NOT created for your audience. 

The good news though, is it is not hard to find humor and then easily change and adjust it so that your audience will think it was created just for them.

Here is how to select and adjust humor
... and find even more great 50th birthday humor as well

Here is how you can do that quickly.

As well you will find even more great birthday humor, so you do not have to hunt around to find your jokes and humor.

No more searching ...

Find the humor that works for you, and also find out how to

    Select the Humor you need, Then
this Humor To Your Audience?

Here is how to find what you need quickly.

Have fun.

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