60th birthday humor is always welcome at a 60th Birthday party, whether you are simply telling a story, or sharing a joke with another person, or even better if you have been asked “to say a few words” as in a speech.
If you would like to know how to find humor and how to make people laugh during your 60th Birthday Speech, by selecting jokes and adjusting them for this birthday, then here is the answer.
If you wish a few good words for this occasion, have a look at these
special 60th birthday speeches.
Here are some ideas and birthday humor you may find helpful on the day.
If you are speaking, use only a few relevant jokes that support what you are saying. Too many and you can become monotonous, especially if they do not really relate to the birthday person.
So here are five basic guidelines for your 60th birthday humor to help you bring on the laughs and good times:
Always select and adapt humor for your birthday speech and your audience will be thrilled. It is not hard to do and can be done in minutes.
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Enjoy this 60th birthday humor.
She was looking forward to her 60th birthday. But she was looking in the wrong direction.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
"You know you're getting older when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
1. Margaret was so surprised by her birth, she was speechless for a year and a half.
2. Life is full of complications. Even when you are born there is a string attached.
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. By reaching your 60th you are one of the healthiest in this room, because Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. -- S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.
This Joke can be adapted to any Sport the Birthday person may play.
Leigh was just turning 60 and he had been playing golf all his life.
He comes home one day and said to his wife, "That's it, I will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the ball is going anymore."
His wife in trying to cheer him up replied, "I am sure you can give it one more go. Take my older brother with you."
"What good is that," replied Leigh. "He's nearly 90."
"He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," replied his wife.
Next day, off they went to play golf. Leigh is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breathes slowly and steps forward. And with an all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.
He turns to his brother-in-law and asks, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course Leigh" replied his brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
Leigh, all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"
(Split second silence) "I don't remember".
Selecting 60th birthday humor can be difficult, and then making it fit (adjusting and adapting) to your audience is another thing.
After you do eventually find humor for your birthday speech it was NOT created for your audience. The good news though, is it is not hard to find humor and then easily change and adjust it so that your audience will think it was created just for them.
Here is how you can do that quickly,
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