60th Birthday Humor
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Here are some ideas and birthday humor you may find helpful on the day.
Remember:
If you are speaking, speak more than jokes. Too many and you can become monotonous, especially if they do not really relate to the birthday person.
So here are five basic guidelines for your 60th birthday humor to help you bring on the laughs and good times:
1. Short jokes and one-liners are best;2. Some personal stories about the Birthday person can spice up your message;
3. A joke at the beginning (gains attention) and maybe at the end (ends on a good note) will make your words more memorable and persuasive;
4. Always try to adapt a joke to the Birthday person – that way the audience will find it even funnier and personal;
5. How to remember the joke? Know the story well, but memorise the punchline perhaps with a keyword or a recall word - the punchline well executed is the key.
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Looking Forward
She was looking forward to her 60th birthday. But she was looking in the wrong direction.Humor Birthday Cards - An Idea For The Words Inside Your Card
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
Getting Older
"You know you're getting older when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."Birth
1. Margaret was so surprised by her birth, she was speechless for a year and a half.2. Life is full of complications. Even when you are born there is a string attached.
The Birthday Study – It’s Proven !
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. By reaching your 50th you are one of the healthiest in this room, because Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. -- S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.Adapt this Sport Short Story
Leigh was just turning 60 and he had been playing golf all his life.
He comes home one day and said to his wife, "That's it, I will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the ball is going anymore."
His wife in trying to cheer him up replied, "I am sure you can give it one more go. Take my older brother with you."
"What good is that," replied Leigh. "He's nearly 90."
"He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," replied his wife.
Next day, off they went to play golf. Leigh is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breathes slowly and steps forward. And with an all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.
He turns to his brother-in-law and asks, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course Leigh" replied his brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
Leigh, all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"
(Split second silence) "I don't remember".
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